Biggest Loser

I'm not sure if anyone watches that biggest loser show, but tonite Tom Arnold showed up randomly on the program demanding his prize.

whoah bloo

A burn brain co-worker inspired me to create this blog. From now on I will post things that are so roast it would shock ted danson after he just huffed paint under a bridge with scott bacula.
1. "Cyrstal light is a good mixer for vodka. I mean it tastes pretty good and its zero calories."(Nov 28, 3 pm)
2. Eating corn pops out of the box saturday morning. Bonus points if you put milk in the container and eat it over a sink.
3.  Going bowling at tyee lanes(before it closed down)
4. Your hanging with a few people and no one realizes that the fridge door has been wide open for a couple hours.
5. You know Patrick Duffy went to Cascade and graduated in 1967.
6. Wearing a shirt that contains the word "peace" anywhere on the shirt.
7. Wearing a Marlbro windbreaker.
8. Drinking flat Max cola.
9. Ashing in a beer and drinking it anyways.
10. Telling a story about the Dave Matthews concert you went to in 1996.
11. Bloody marys at the buzz inn at 6 am.
13. Saying "people just dont understand how good the clash was, i mean they were ahead of their time, they changed way people think about things" before passing out.
13. I'll add to this list periodically. I noticed a good amount people have read my blogs. I have no idea who.
14. Watching Jeopardy December 6, 2007 and getting all the questions in the "Beverley Hills 90210" category (Dylan, Hilary Swank, Jason Presley, The Peach Pit, Brian Austin Greene were the answers)
15. Realizing that the family on Alf and the family on full house both have the same last name.
16. (earliest personal roast memory, this comes from my childhood '92) It was getting kind of late on a school night and my mom told me to go to bed and I said "no mom I want to stay up for 'Murder She Wrote'
17. Dressing like a d-bag from 1991 and wearing a neon fanny pack
18. Eating at Izzy's Pizza
19. Living at trailhead village by the everett mall

Life with louie

 Life with Louie is coming to DVD in the near future. More news on that as it comes.

Life with louie

Life with louie

It has come to my attention that life with louie is out on dvd, in england. Go to amazon.co.uk and check it out. You will need a multi region dvd player to actually play it. I´m not sure how howie mandel got bobby´s world released in the united states, i think he sold his soul to satin or possess secret magical powers of some type.

Rapping

Rapping

Looks like my pal Patrick Swayze is getting into the rap music scene.
"Patrick Swayze wants to release a rap song.
The 'Dirty Dancing' star is said to be planning to record a hip-hop track and could release it later this year.
Swayze reportedly told website allhiphop.com he is working on a track that will show that "rap rhythms are an emotional undercurrent for ballads." "