Ides of March

by Edward Dunn


THE IDES OF MARCH
R
101 minutes
Director: George Clooney
Writers: George Clooney, Grant Heslov, Beau Willimon
Ryan Gosling, George Clooney, Paul Giamatti,  Philip Seymour Hoffman, Evan Rachel Wood, Marisa Tomei, Jeffrey Wright

'He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.'
 
     -Friedrich Nietzsche

Cast
Ryan Gosling—Stephen Meyers
George Clooney—Governor Mike Morris
Philip Seymour Hoffman—Paul Zara
Paul Giamatti—Tom Duffy
Evan Rachel Wood—Molly Stearns
Marisa Tomei—Ida Horowicz
Jeffrey Wright—Senator Thompson


Clooney's movie is based off Farragut North (2008), a play based on the 2004 presidential campaign of Howard Dean. 'Ides of March' is a term associated with the death of Julius Caesar, who died in the middle of March (44 B.C.). Additionally, THE IDES OF MARCH can also refer to the movie in between Ocean's 13 and 14.

Governor Mike Morris (Clooney) is running for president. To feed the 24-hour news cycle — he regurgitates many clichéd, sounds bites. He seems kind of phoney, but what politican doesn't?

With smartphones and cable news, It seems that people can't get away with anything any more, especially if they involve interns. But the reality is no one has ever been very good at keeping a secret, at any point in history.

    'I'll do or say anything if I believe in it, but I have to believe in the cause.'
    -Stephen Meyers

In between appearing on the cover of GQ, and breaking up fights at art shows, he has a profession, he acts in many movies. And I'm no psychic (or mathematician), but Ryan Gossling will definitely get an Oscar next year and/or the Nobel Peace Prize.

Steven Meyers (Gossling) is the Junior Campaign Manager for Governor Morris.  Over the course of this movie, we see this man transform from an idealist to a nihilist.

    'You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!'
        -Obi-Wan Kenobi to Darth Vader.

Ida Horowicz (Tomei) is a NY times reporter, this character does not add much to the movie. Marisa Tomei has always played whores, but not in this film. I'm just not comfortable with idea of her playing a non-whore. It appears she did research on what do smart people looked like? She got the glasses part down, but that's it. I recognize it's necessary to suspend disbelief when watching a movie, but this is asking way too much, It's like Adam Sandler playing a lawyer, or a dentist, really?
 
There haven't been a ton of good political movies in the 90s and 2000s. THE GOOD SHEPARD (2006), WAG THE DIG (1997), and ELECTION (1999) are notable exceptions.
 
Going back further, ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN (1976), an excellent film.

You don't know Dick

The parking garage scene with 'Deep Throat' smoking a cigarette, spoofed a number of times (X-FILES, THE SIMPSONS), a vaguely similar scene takes place in this film, between Mike and Stephen.

And The West Wing...Jimmy Smitts ruined a perfectly good show.  
 
Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a Karl Rove-type character. I must say, I have never been disappointed with him, except for ALONG CAME POLLY(2004). (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III was half-way watchable). He is like Vincent D'Onofrio, somehow, he brings excellence, even to lackluster films.
 
I would not call this his best work as a director or producer. I believe it's well within his capacity to make a better movie than this one, not that this is awful, but he can do better. Syriana (2005) and GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK (2005) are much better. I would call this about as good as MICHEAL CLAYTON(2007).

In short, I'd say this movie is slightly better than BULWORTH (1998). Oh, did I say slightly, I meant much better, this movie is much better than BULWORTH (1998).

Final Verdict: 80 out of 100



50/50

by Edward Dunn


50/50
100 minutes
R
Director: Jonathan Levine
Writer: Will Reiser
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen,
Anna Kendrick, Bryce Dallas Howard, Anjelica Huston
Serge Houde, Andrew Airlie, Matt Frewer

'Everyone dies, you know.'
-Lowell (KINDERGARTEN COP, 1990)

Well, we knew this day would come; alas, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is no longer playing high school kids.

Adam (Gordon-Levitt,), 27,  works at a public radio station.  Best friend, Kyle (Rogen) works there as well. Working ever so diligently on a volcano story; until some important news erupted in his face: he has a malignant tumor. Kyle has a 50 percent chance of dying.

Eventually, you may see this movie on VH1—because this is a 'movie that rocks' (get it, with the volcanoes)

Rachael (Howard), his girlfriend is an abstract artist, Before he had cancer she didn't seem too attached to him. On one occasion, she was late picking him up from the hospital.

Abstract art, public radio, I know what your thinking, no, this doesn't take place in Milwaukee. They filmed this in Vancouver, but it genuinely looks like Seattle, really. I'm not sure if they built a life size replica of the Space Needle, or if it was stock footage.

During his chemotherapy sessions, he befriends a couple of much older patients: Mitch (Frewer) and Alan (Hall), old. The first time they met, they all got high on pot brownies.

Katherine (Kendrick, UP IN THE AIR, 2009) is a therapist-in-training, she isn't a doctor yet. Just 24 years old, she seems detached, disinterested, and impersonal. Adam is just a character in her dissertation. Underneath it all,  she understands the importance of her role in this particular situation.

One night, Kyle spots Racheal at her art show, she is making out with some Jesus-looking dude. He  takes a cell phone picture of the two, and confronts her at Kyle's place.

Adam: You should go.
Rachael: [Kissing him] I don't want to go. I want to stay here with you.
Adam: No, seriously... you need to get the fuck off my porch.

In one scene, Adam and Kyle take bong hits and watch TV all day. It seems Seth Rogen is always playing stoners. In this movie, he is just a guy who recreationally smokes pot, from time to time...everyday. Oh yes, there is absolutely a difference.

Normally, I would expect a movie about having cancer to be depressing. The people in this film are real characters, with real character.  You should rent this when it comes out.

So, what is 50/50?
Answer: One.

Final Verdict: 88 out 100


Sidenote: I refrained from making an Angels in the Outfield reference, having already done so in my previous review. 


Moneyball

by Edward Dunn


So why was this movie made?
My Theory

Brad Pitt is secretly envious of baseball managers, they don't have to care of 10 adopted children.
 
They say star athletes make bad coaches. This man proves the rule, Billy Beane turned down a scholarship to Stanford to play professional baseball. He failed miserably, yet he retains his romantic attachment to this game.  

"You sir, have the the boorish manners of a Yaley."

Peter Brand, an Ivy Leaguer, who has never really played the game, all he has is a degree in economics. A poster of Plato hangs in his bedroom. He believes in a detached, dispassionate, scientific approach to team building; which is challanging; baseball is like time, the variables are ever changing.

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Warrior

by Edward Dunn



Without some damn war to fight, then the warrior may as well be dead, Stallion!
-Apollo Creed, Rocky IV

No rules, just right, MMA is the Outback Steakhouse of combat sports. Mixed Martial Arts has gained some legitimacy, it used to be a joke, now it's just less of one.

Our story takes place in Pittsburgh. Brothers, Brendan (Edgerton) and Tommy (Hardy), are about to duke it out in the most epic of battles, the battle of life.


...And a brother is born for adversity.
Proverbs 17:17

Brenden (Edgerton, used to fight for a living, but he gave that up for the sake of his family. It's a tough choice we all face eventually: should I teach high school physics or fight in the octagon?

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Set Up (Part 3)

by Edward Dunn


Normally, I would warn you about spoilers at the beginning of a review, but you can't spoil an egg salad sandwich, that's been sitting out by the radiator for 6 months.

This review took me a while to write. Last Friday, I locked myself in a room and listened to Get Rich or Die Tryin’ for 12 hours straight. Just kidding, that would be utterly ludicrous; those lyrics were committed to memory many years ago.

Department of Corrections

My favorite part of the movie
...is when it ended.

But really, when Sonny (50 Cent) visits William (Remar), (Vincent's  father) in prison, and says:

"Is there anything you want me to tell Vincent before I kill him?"
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Set Up (Part 2)

by Edward Dunn


Movie Intro: When I was younger, I wanted to be a priest. I was going into battle, to save man's soul from the evil of the world. But as I got older, I saw the world for what it really was. I wasn't so much who I was going to save, but what was going to save the world from me. As I lay there, gasping for my last breath, I knew God gave me a second chance, but I was too stupid to take it. I was gonna get what's mine.

This raised important theological and philosophical questions. A large chunk of the movie was spent exploring a wide array of existential questions. 

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Set Up Intro (Part 1 of 3)

by Edward Dunn


Set Up
125 minutes
R
Director:Mike Gunther          
Writers: Mike Behrman, Mike Gunther        
Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson, Bruce Willis, Ryan Phillippe, Jenna Dewan, Randy Couture, James Remar, Will Yun Lee

 

I was really looking forward to seeing this movie at a theater. As it turns out, this is a straight-to-DVD flick. Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson has lost his street cred; he's not making music. 'Fiddy' has not really done much since Get Rich or Die Tryin', not to be confused with the 2005 album, Get Rich or Die Tryin' [Music From and Inspired by the Motion Picture]. Ironically, he is the one who turned into a 'wanksta'.

I started writing a review for this movie. Then I realized, to do this film justice, I will have to split it up into three parts: Intro, Part 1 and Part 2.

Starring

  •     50 Cent as Sonny
  •     Bruce Willis as Biggs
  •     Ryan Phillippe as Vincent
  •     Jenna Dewan as Mia
  •     Randy Couture as Petey
  •     James Remar as William
  •     Will Yun Lee as Joey

This concludes Part One.