Skyfall

SKYFALL
PG-13
143 Minutes
Director: Sam Mendes
Writers: Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, John Logan, Ian Fleming
Daniel Cwraig, Javier Bardem, Naomie Harris

'Sometimes the old ways are the best.' -Movie Dialogue

CAST
Daniel Craig ... James Bond
Judi Dench ... M
Javier Bardem ... Silva Naomie Harris ... Eve
Wolf Blitzer ... Situation Room Corespondant

A complex plot, I won't bore you with the details; as I'm piecing this review together with only the theatrical trailer and interviews with the people involved with SKYFALL. All you need to know is a professional hit man (not the wrestler) killed a colleague and now it's time for the perpetrator to die hard with a vengeance.

Yes, this is one more action movie involving computer hacking, and decrypted Excel spreadsheets. But it's not as boring as it sounds.

SKYFALL takes a more serious tone than earlier Bond films. This time around, we find out much more about James Bond the character, and his past.

It took many a year, but Agent Constant Drinking has finally caught up with James Bond. But he's still up to the task.

Additionally, M's superiors are trying to make her voluntarily retire. Throughout her long tumultuous career she's carelessly endangered the lives of many her agents, and now she must answer for her many transgressions.

Just because someone is 'chronologically challenged', doesn't mean they can't do the same things a younger person can ... in a way that is much less efficient.

No one is getting fired or forced into early retirement. The only termination that's going on is those of other people's lives.

Call Christopher Walken and have him give his creepiest guy in the world...I mean creepiest Bond villain trophy to this guy. The actor who portrays the villain in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN is in this. Here, he's just as creepy...well maybe not. It's tough to compete with that guy.

Daniel Craig has only been in three of these Bond films. After the next  couple of 007 movies. I imagine Daniel Craig will want to play other roles; like former James Bond actor in a Gray Goose Vodka commercial.

If I may address one complaint. After Eve almost kills him with a sniper rifle, Bond later goes on to say, 'you gave it your best shot'. It's bad writing, and it's bad comedy, no excuses.  This is a legitimate criticism, and not just a pot shot.

Final Verdict: 90 out of 100

Here Comes The Boom

HERE COMES THE BOOM PG 105 Minutes Director: Frank Coraci Writers: Kevin James, Rock Reuben, Allan Loeb Kevin James, Henry Winkler, Salma Hayek CAST Kevin James...Scott Boom Salma Hayek...Bella Flores Henry Winkler...Marty Streb Greg Germann...Principal Betcher Joe Rogan...Himself

People are always bad mouthing PAUL BLART. I say it doesn’t get enough credit. In the previews, it looked awful, but it’s a solid C- film. So I gave this movie a chance, and I left the theater completely devastated.

The film unfolded like an episode of KING OF QUEENS; except with the sitcom, you can hear laughter in the background.

I know this sounds like that movie WARRIOR. Unlike WARRIOR, the face of MMA, and miscellaneous douchary, Joe Rogaine…I mean Rogan, is in this one.

I used most of my UFC jokes on that WARRIOR movie. But I haven’t used those KFC jokes yet. Kevin James lost 80 pounds to play an out-of-shape, high school biology teacher.

Mr. Boom is a science teacher. A budget shortfall might end all extracurricular activities. He needs to solve this. Boom used to wrestle in high school. Naturally, he assumes entering an MMA competition would be the best way to fix this budget issue. So every day after school, Jackie Chan gives him the martial arts training he so badly needs.

Hot For (a) Teacher

Scott is an astute character. He knows Salma Hayek is far enough past her prime, where a high school teacher could easily date her.

You got to have some contrived conflict between the romantic interest and another woman. But that never happens. HERE COMES THE BOOM is too good for such clichés, and coherent plot lines.

Henry Winkler is good, he’s always at least tolerable, even in bad films. Just once, it would be nice to see him as “The Fonz” again, like an adult, Principal “Fonz” that sleeps with all the female faculty members. I’m including the unattractive ones as well. Because, well, he’s just that kind of guy.

Scott’s opponent had the same entrance music: “HERE COMES THE BOOM”…AWK-WERD… It goes against the general etiquette practiced in the Mixed Martial Arts world. The other guy knew the song didn’t belong to him. It’s kind of like two women wearing the same dress before fighting each other in the octagon.

Who’s the Voss?

I almost forgot. His real last name isn’t Boom. It’s Voss, but does it really matter? I was half-expecting a character name so lazy and on-the-nose it might as well explain the whole plot. That kind of lazy writing is definitely plausible, but it’s really more the domain of Tyler Perry.

I’d say they intentionally tried to make a bad movie, but that would have required some forethought.

Final Verdict: 30 out of 100