STOLEN
R
96 Minutes
Director: Simon West
Writer: David Guggenheim
Nicolas Cage, Malin Akerman, Josh Lucas
Nicolas Cage Will Montgomery
Josh Lucas Vincent
Danny Huston Tim Harlend
Malin Akerman Riley Jeffers
Sami Gayle Alison Loeb
Nick Cage walks into a crowded movie theater, holding a pistol to a
kitten's head, and says, ' I'm going to pass a collection basket around, give me all your valuables or the kitten gets it.' He fires is a warning shot in the air. When he gets the collection basket back, Nick notices someone put a copy of BANGKOK DANGEROUS in there. So he shoots the kitten, but worry not, it wasn't a real cat, it was a prop from one of my movie reviews.
This story was an allegory; I'm saying Nick Cage steals your money because you pay to see the movies he stars in that don't have any real value. Most appropriately, the movie's named STOLEN.
I don't remember any of the plot details. Let me jog my memory by looking at the theatrical poster. 12 HOURS - $10 MILLION DOLLARS -1 DAUGHTER...STOLEN.